permanentlyhiddlestoned: phoenix: sakibatch: one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry” And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar. I just spit water all over my desk.
pgay: fangirls-havefeelingstoo: pgay: when ppl add comments to ur posts Oppinion is spelled wrong wait are you serious right now
So I tried to make polite conversation with our...
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.
farawayinyourworld: lostinmypwoperworld: my parents think this whole muse thing is just a phase and that I’ll get over it soon Never gonna happen
vagisodium: foreveralone-lyguy: I think we all regret our first urls. i made the text bold because thats a bold thing to say for someone with your url
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
spelledjustlikeescape: i’m breathing in the chemicals X’D
muirin007: yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” That is exactly what happened. h’hm. Afrikaans -aartappel aarde =earth , appel=apple.
letsgetthisoverwithalready: Muse - Muscle Museum...
ilostmyheartinkorea: anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone I dare you