permanentlyhiddlestoned:

phoenix:

sakibatch:

one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”

And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.

I just spit water all over my desk.

perfetic:

this is the most precious beautiful picture ever i cannot right now

roberteugenebradley:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great.  We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

Holy shit it got better X’D

pgay:

fangirls-havefeelingstoo:

pgay:

when ppl add comments to ur posts

Oppinion is spelled wrong

wait are you serious right now

pwoperninjaelf:

deja-fuck-you:

downwith-perfection:

This gif can work for pretty much everything.

Phone died: this gif.

Failed a test: this gif.

Period: this gif.

Lots of homework: this gif.

I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.

Life: this gif.

Justin Bieber has invaded and is playing a gig here tonight: this gif

Justin Bieber has invaded and is playing a gig tonight X’D

nprmusic:

Music supervisor Anton Monsted has been working with film director Baz Luhrmann since the 1990s. Hear him discuss the alt-’90s aesthetic, and the unexpected success, of the Romeo + Juliet soundtrack.

And, oh yeah, you can also hear him talk extensively about hip-hop, jazz and The Great Gatsby here.

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

i cannot fathom me describing to you how LONG i have waited for this gifset